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Onward my mighty steed!

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:iconmhhmplz: Alexander and Kaziel having great times
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Aaaand just for fun:

Idiot-Paladin Removal Attempt #3:

"I have lice."

"You have lice? Dragons get lice?"

:idea:

"Uuh...of course! Do you know how hard it is to wash your hair when you're big as a house?"

"Your mane DOES feel kind of greasy, Kaz."

"Yes. Very. Greasy." *eye twitches*

"Hmmm...doesn't LOOK like you have any creepy crawlies."

"Oh I don't get your puny MORTAL lice. I get special, big, dragon lice."

"Ehhhh, dragon lice? Special? Big?"

"Big lice, Alex. Really big lice. Dire wolf sized, spine-covered, blood-sucking, demon lice with razor sharp teeth capable of piercing plate armor, ready to tear into your flesh and drain you dry, provided their venom hasn't turned your insides to porridge first."

"Uhhhhhhh..."

"But I digress. Shall we ride onward into yonder sunset o' noble, brave sir knight?"

*beat*

"Soooo do you keep a gigantic bottle of special dragon shampoo in your hoard or...?"

"DAMMIT ALEX YOU IDIOT PALADIN, GET OFF MY HEAD!"